My boyfriend told me he’s in love with me

cowboy:

kiddsworld:

gwyoi:

kiddsworld:

gwyoi:

Daddy is gonna pull out the toys tonight kitten 😈…….

*pulls out cock*

*licks it*

*shivers* *grabs the back of your head* kitten.. grab the among us stim toy

carfuckerlynch:

ourlordapollo:

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I’m obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

diet-drpenis:

webkinzcat:

halberdierminister:

oglegoggle:

halberdierminister:

deadpansasser:

halberdierminister:

Look at this cool new t-shirt I made for fans of Abraham Lincoln! I made it on my own time, with my own resources, and without any affiliation to existing public or private institutions concerned with history, education, hospitality, culture or retail. You can find it at my new Threadless shop or directly at bit.ly/imissabe

juney-blues:

the-stray-liger:

chaos–themralds:

the-stray-liger:

chaos–themralds:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

I hate that post about brits and usamericans fighting over tea. You both suck shut up

let me start this nice cool morning by saying that both iced tea and chocolate milk suck ass. Drink something else

I will go down with my chocolate milk ship, thank you very much

NO DONT HURT HIM

Ok fine

thank god. peace and love in planet earth

shiqqy:

0fficelady:

🕯️

👆candle for all deactivated mutuals

beggars-opera:

Görkem Şen is a Turkish musician who wanted to create the sounds of electronic music acoustically. His invention, the yaybahar, is a string instrument connected to drums via metal coils that creates a wide variety of otherworldly music.

aliitvodeson:

roycohn:

roycohn:

i am like losing my mind this is so funny

It’s subtle, but when Christopher Plummer rips up the Nazis flag, it’s showing his character rejecting the Nazis. Really subtle, totally understand how you can miss it

aliitvodeson:

roycohn:

roycohn:

i am like losing my mind this is so funny

It’s subtle, but when Christopher Plummer rips up the Nazis flag, it’s showing his character rejecting the Nazis. Really subtle, totally understand how you can miss it

vampire-cathedral:

taxidermychrist:

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

cherryberg:

sacred-portal: