I don't need pants to be not sober

the-stray-liger:

chaos–themralds:

the-stray-liger:

chaos–themralds:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

I hate that post about brits and usamericans fighting over tea. You both suck shut up

let me start this nice cool morning by saying that both iced tea and chocolate milk suck ass. Drink something else

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I will go down with my chocolate milk ship, thank you very much

NO DONT HURT HIM

Ok fine

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thank god. peace and love in planet earth

0fficelady:

🕯️

👆candle for all deactivated mutuals

beggars-opera:

Görkem Şen is a Turkish musician who wanted to create the sounds of electronic music acoustically. His invention, the yaybahar, is a string instrument connected to drums via metal coils that creates a wide variety of otherworldly music.

aliitvodeson:

williamfbuckley:

williamfbuckley:

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i am like losing my mind this is so funny

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It’s subtle, but when Christopher Plummer rips up the Nazis flag, it’s showing his character rejecting the Nazis. Really subtle, totally understand how you can miss it

aliitvodeson:

williamfbuckley:

williamfbuckley:

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i am like losing my mind this is so funny

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It’s subtle, but when Christopher Plummer rips up the Nazis flag, it’s showing his character rejecting the Nazis. Really subtle, totally understand how you can miss it

vampire-cathedral:

taxidermychrist:

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

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cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

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mighty-meerkat:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

prisonhannibal:

prisonhannibal:

i’ve stopped being mentally ill in the unhappy and always in a crisis way, I am now mentally ill in the mostly stable and happy but there’s clearly something weird going on way

the kind where no one is worried about me anymore but everyone knows there’s something wrong with me

manywinged:

squidy-y2k:

manywinged:

manywinged:

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

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yourscientistfriend:

thedogeveryonehates:

menoftiktok:

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This is 100% what working in a lab is like